After numerous attempts of finding the right collection of ingredients, Professor Augustus Bafflemire finally accomplished his task. Much transmutation, cigar smoking and decidedly hazy absinthe fueled hours took place before Prof. Bafflemire hit upon the correct formulas for his collection. After many lab explosions and failed attempts later he can now present his Aetheric Alchemy Cabinet (AAC) created specially for those amongst us who wish to dabble in the world of alchemy. The cabinet is filled with the finest quality ingredients that he has hand selected for their potency and sometimes-hallucinogenic effects. Alongside of the ingredients are; potions, rare compounds, elixirs, tools required for concocting your own spells, metals, chemicals and potent trinkets required for spell-work.
Although Prof. Bafflemire assures us that he has rigorously *researched and *tested the contents of the cabinet and claims that they are safe. We must make you aware that it has come to our attention that during his creation of the Aetheric Alchemy Cabinet Prof. Bafflemire was under the influence of copious amounts of absinthe and has been known to test the hallucinogenics on himself. We strongly advise that any meddling in spells, potions and elixirs be at your own risk.
Please read and understand the following disclaimer.
The distributor (azircalabs) of the Aetheric Alchemy Cabinet (AAC) accepts no responsibility for any ill fate, loss of/or singeing of eyebrows, altered states of being, or possible allergic reactions caused by the use or misuse of the Aetheric Alchemy Cabinet (AAC). It is to be used strictly at your own risk. In the unlikely event that death occurs, medical advice should be sought.
The AAC is for entertainment purposes only and is not suitable for use by children or immature adults.
*researched - via the mind of a somewhat inebriated slightly mad Professor (which means that all contents may be entirely fictional and not at all suitable for use).
*tested - no person was harmed in trials of the contents of the cabinet due to the fact that no-one was game enough to be the subject of testing. Testing has only taken place on the one subject, that being, Professor Bafflemire.
'Aetheric Alchemy Cabinet'
height 620mm x width closed 290mm width open 450mm x depth 130mm